Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Radical Red Reverberator

"Earth. The dawn of mankind. 10 trillion years ago. Cavemen... pterodactyls... unicorns. What did they have for sound effects? Cave reverb. It was ok, but they longed for more sonically complex ambient spaces. Yes, Dr. Scientist was there... yesterday... and yes, he's decided it's time for humanity to feel the comfort and warmth of really great sounding reverb!

The special team of Dr. Scientist Radicalizers, Redulators, and Reverbotizers want you to have more than just ancient cave reverb though... they want you to have 8 high quality, 24 bit digital reverb effects! Dr. Scientist insists we throw in a laser grid too... and a really cool name... something like... the RADICAL RED REVERBERATOR!

The RRR offers 8 great sounding, studio-quality reverb effects in 1 great looking, studio-quality enclosure. The reverb effects include spacious halls, small rooms, and the large plates of yester-year, with 2 switch-able decay time settings. You can adjust the mix of the wet and dry signals from fully wet to fully dry, and the level control puts a considerable amount of volume at your fingertips. The RRR is perfect at the end of an effects chain where some make-up gain and a touch of space might be desired... or perfect for setting up a sweet and subtle ambient reverb environment and then blasting it louder than everybody else!

Dr. Scientist knows you need some reverb... it's so cool and dense and dreamy sounding! And he knows you want your reverb to sound absolutely heavenly. With its high-impedance buffer, high-end audio op-amps, and 24-bit Analog-to-Digital and Digital-to-Analog converters, the Radical Red Reverberator will sound glorious anywhere in your signal chain or effects loop that you'd like some reverb. And with 8 complex and interesting sounding reverb effects to choose from, Dr. Scientist knows you're going to want reverb in all kinds of places!"

Radical Red Reverberator I dream of you at night

Monday, July 21, 2008

I Haven't Figured This Out Yet

I Haven't Figured this out yet

I saw this at a fish taco restaurant by my house...I'm not sure exactly what this means. Does it mean that they were only accepting Lesbians before? If that is the case then previous all BYU Alumni are Lesbians...Well, I'm an does that mean I am a Lesbian? Ahhh, I'm so confused

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Series of Unfortunate Events.

The Series:

Car breaks down... Fix car
Car then blows head gasket... Buy new car
New car doesn't work... Have to fix new car
Fix new car... Have new car for a week
Get T-Boned... Can't remember what happened
Go to hospital... Police Officer tells me it is my fault


In the hospital

The Damage

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Oink has died and was born!!!

"You've stumbled upon a door where your mind is the key. There are none who will lend you guidance; these trials are yours to conquer alone. Entering here will take more than mere logic and strategy, but the criteria are just as hidden as what they reveal. Find yourself, and you will find the very thing hidden behind this page. Beyond here is something like a utopia - beyond here is What.CD.
This is a mirage."

The worst part is that I had a 0.95 ratio on oink and know I can't even get to a 0.15 on